Dave Yost’s THC warning has little bite


Attorney General Dave Yost warned Ohioans on Tuesday to watch out for cannabis edibles masquerading as well-known brands of candy and snacks, saying THC treats could end up in children’s candy bags this year.

In my day we had razor blades in the apples. Now the kids are getting pot brownies.

Of course, we never really had razor blades. Yet this tainted Halloween candy legend refused to die. He revives with the arrival of each October 31, walking like a relentless zombie on a quest to alarm generations of parents and guardians.

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Yost would have us believe that potted bears are the threat this year.

“The levels of THC in these fakes could have real and devastating consequences for children,” he said in a press release. “Parents need to be extra careful, especially around Halloween, so that these imitating products don’t end up in treat bags.”

There is a risk for children

Yes, there is a risk that children will get their hands on foods made with marijuana. The Department of Homeland Security, Yost said, reported that the most common overdoses in children nationwide involve the ingestion of cannabis edibles.

During the first half of this year, the American Association of Poison Control Centers reported that hotlines received 2,622 calls for services related to young children ingesting cannabis products.

But you can bet the bulk of these accidental overdoses are more likely to be caused by mum and dad’s hiding place, and not some stranger giving their expensive edibles to neighboring kids when most communities are having a treat or a spell. Thursday.

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Yost didn’t dwell too long on the Halloween angle in his outing, suggesting that even he knows it’s a weak link. Pressed on the issue by reporters, his office admitted to knowing of no specific examples of edibles ending up in plastic pumpkins here in Ohio.

To save her time at the office, I made it a civic duty to write her free Halloween press release for next year. Okay, that’s not true. I ask for exactly one, not falsified – with Almond Joy in payment.

To be clear, there have been no documented cases of the following, so I pretty much stick with the longstanding Halloween tradition of unnecessarily freaking parents out based on little or no evidence:

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(COLUMBUS, Ohio) – Attorney General Dave Yost is warning parents about illegal and dangerous ingredients that can be secreted in candy and snacks distributed to Ohio children this Halloween.

In particular, Yost warns that some candy bars could be made not from a delicious mixture of chocolate, caramel and nougat, but from plastic explosive of composition C-4.

“C-4 is a malleable form of explosive with a texture similar to plasticine,” Yost said. “It can be molded into any shape and sculpted in great detail. That means the circular cup of peanut butter in your hand with its revealing rim could instead be a chocolate veiled cake of death.”

Yost said other candy poses unique threats.

Parents should be on the lookout for swords secreted in Three Musketeers bars and M18A1 Claymore mines disguised in Skittles bundles.

Typically, anti-personnel mines require an M57 firing device and a set of M4 electric detonators to detonate, but the attorney general said parents can never be too careful.

“At high speed, Skittles candy could mutilate as badly as the metal balls typically seen inside Claymore mines,” Yost said.

Yost said children should also avoid Bazooka Joe chewing gum “for obvious reasons”, and Raisinettes, “also for obvious reasons.”

“It takes more than a chocolate coating to make me want to eat a raisin,” he said.

There is good news, however. Some candy is still perfectly safe to eat, Yost said.

Milk Duds, for example, are almost certainly inert.

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